Go Lick the World: A Groundbreaking Approach to Exploring Current Events

It's a tough job preventing politicians from uttering gaffes. Take President Biden's infamous "go lick the world" comment, a moment that surely caused White House staff worldwide to cringe. This inspired Pixel Play's new game, Go Lick The World, a satirical clicker game poking fun at the absurdities of modern politics.

The gameplay is simple: tap the rotating 3D Earth (or its orbiting objects) to rack up points and conquer the leaderboard. Strategically tap LickLink satellites (a Starlink parody), F35 jets, electric cars, and even Lick Force One (Biden's plane) for bonus points.

The Earth itself is peppered with humorous landmarks: the White House, Antarctica, the Pyramids, and a less-than-pristine San Francisco. Daily surprises add to the fun, with Impeach-Mints on Mondays, Tacos on Tuesdays, Swifties on Saturdays, and pizza slices for Pizzagate enthusiasts.

Unlockable Earth skins and accessories, obtained through rewarded ads, add another layer of amusement. These include a "clown world" face, various hats (trucker hats, Uncle Sam, a Texas cowboy hat with a censored border), and solar eclipse glasses. A recent update even added a certain prominent figure's iconic hairstyle.

Go Lick The World is free to download, with optional in-app purchases to remove ads, enable auto-clicking (via LickGPT), and acquire a blue profile tick. Download it now on the App Store and Google Play Store.

UPDATE: The Great Debate Update includes trucker hats representing both sides of the political spectrum, and, yes, Trump hair.