TABS Brings Wild Historical Battles to Mobile

- The long-awaited mobile version of Totally Accurate Battle Simulator finally arrives - TABS: Pocket Edition officially launches on August 7th - Fully loaded with sandbox mode, campaign, multiplayer and the fan-favorite unit creator

Ever dreamed of settling civilization's greatest debates - like whether a Roman soldier could defeat a mammoth, or if cavemen stand a chance against the God of Thunder? Totally Accurate Battle Simulator won't give you any real answers (despite its misleading name), but it delivers endless chaotic fun while pretending to address these important questions.

After teasing mobile fans for over three years, the completely absurd physics-based battler is finally landing on smartphones this August 7th. That's right – in just a few weeks, you can deploy wobbly armies from the comfort of your toilet!

For the uninitiated, TABS lets you command ridiculous military forces ranging from historical warriors to fantasy creatures. The deceptive depth hidden beneath its slapstick physics makes every battle equally hilarious and strategically compelling.

From Peasants to Gods - The Full Military Experience

Despite its silly presentation, TABS pushes hardware limits with hundreds of physics-enabled units clashing simultaneously. The Pocket Edition somehow packs in the complete package - campaigns for solo generals, sandbox freedom for anarchists, multiplayer for competitive types, and the legendary unit designer that lets you create abominations of war.

While you shouldn't cite TABS battles in your history dissertation (though let's be honest - they're more believable than some History Channel documentaries), the game delivers endless entertainment. With diverse content that goes far beyond simple meme battles, you'll keep coming back to test increasingly ridiculous matchups - like whether fifty farmers can overthrow a king.

Consider yourself a strategic genius? Convinced you could conquer continents with just pointy sticks and attitude? Before risking your reputation on the battlefield, why not test your skills against our definitive list of the 25 best strategy games for iOS? At least there you won't have to explain why your army of chickens lost to a single pirate.